**Narrator’s Note: Listener beware: This is a true Splatterpunk/Horror novel! There are explicit scenes of sex and descriptions of gore, and most of the explicit scenes mix the two. With that said, Triana is an outstanding writer– his prose is so easy to read and perform. This book will make you laugh and squirm and feel a sense of inexorable dread as it pushes toward an inevitable conclusion. Please check it out and let me know what you think!**
Warning: This book contains hazardous material. Handle with extreme caution. Exposure to its contents can cause severe damage to one’s health.
When you’re 45, getting divorced, and disillusioned from years of soul-sucking work in corporate America, there isn’t much to look forward to. With his personal life just as deep in the dumps as his professional life, Mike Ashbrook figures a janitorial job would be somehow fitting, but what he finds is a different kind of clean-up service.
Now Mike is wrist-deep in human waste. As a crime-scene cleaner, when the police are done, his job is just beginning. His biggest problem now, besides wiping up blood, guts, and other nastiness, is his new coworker, Sage. She’s young, beautiful, and the only other employee who doesn’t quit after a week. She may also be totally insane. Sage is not just an enigma – she’s toxic.