Rachel Brighton isn’t your average civil servant. She’s a sexual ambassador for the human race. It’s not a bad job, if you don’t mind prudes calling you a “star slut”. The year is 2030 and the aliens have landed, but they don’t want to rule the planet. They want to woo it. An insidious plague has rendered human women the last fertile females in the galaxy, and transformed Earth into its number one mating destination. After rounding up the male population, the aliens make a deal with the new female-led government: Teach us how to make love to human women and we’ll return your men.
Rachel used to think nothing on Earth could satisfy her weird desires. But Earth, and her libido, are no longer alone in the universe. To save the human race, to save the aliens, she’ll embark on a journey of erotic discovery. This tale of interstellar sex is 20,000 words and for listeners 18 and up.
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He made a sound in the front of his mouth that I realized was a chuckle. “Are you considered attractive among your people?” he asked.
“I wouldn’t be here if I wasn’t.”
His ears twitched. He leaned lower to gaze into my eyes. “I cannot say that I find you attractive in the manner of my people,” he said, “but I understand why you were chosen for this position. How do I describe this feeling? I find you…is the word ‘cute’ appropriate?”
I nodded. “There’s a few ways I can take that, most of them complimentary.”
Cautiously, Aurelias raised his upper left hand and swept his large fingers through my hair. “And you smell pleasant,” he said. “Our females did not apply artificial scents.”
“But you have your pheromones.”
“Yes,” he said, “and they are effective. Still, I enjoy the smell of jasmine as much as the next creature.” His eyes moved over my body, curiosity tugging at the corners of his lips. “And this…